Chères lectrices (lecteurs ?) aujourd'hui, je vous apprends les rudiments du surf. Lisez bien attentivement, même un surfeur de haut niveau ne pourrait vous prodiguer de tels conseils.
Dear readers, today I teach you how to surf. Read very carefully, these aren't tips you'll find in surfing manuals.
Dear readers, today I teach you how to surf. Read very carefully, these aren't tips you'll find in surfing manuals.
Always poke your tongue out. It gives good balance.
Lors des très rares occasions où vous tombez dans l'eau, assurez-vous de chuter avec grâce et élégance. On ne sait jamais, quelqu'un est peut-être en train de "documenter" vos efforts.
On the very rare occasions that you fall in the water, make sure you do so with grace and elegance. You never know who might be recording photographic evidence.
On the very rare occasions that you fall in the water, make sure you do so with grace and elegance. You never know who might be recording photographic evidence.
Concentrez-vous sur votre propre technique et ignorez votre moitié qui a l'air d'être né sur une planche. Ca pourrait un petit peu frustrant.
Just focus on your own technique and do not watch your other half who looks like he was born on a surf board. It could be just that little bit frustrating.
Ca ne veut vraiment pas ? Allez, une petite prière.
Not happening? Just say a little prayer.
Just focus on your own technique and do not watch your other half who looks like he was born on a surf board. It could be just that little bit frustrating.
Ca ne veut vraiment pas ? Allez, une petite prière.
Not happening? Just say a little prayer.
Ne lâchez la planche sous aucun prétexte. Même si vous êtes dans la bonne position. Sinon, ça voudra dire que vous êtes enfin en train de surfer et que tous vos efforts sont enfin récompensés. Mais il faudrait voir à ne pas trop abuser non plus.
Under no circumstances should you let go of the board. Even if you are in the right position. Otherwise, it would mean that you are actually surfing and that all your efforts have finally paid off. A little bit too much to ask for, don't you think?
Under no circumstances should you let go of the board. Even if you are in the right position. Otherwise, it would mean that you are actually surfing and that all your efforts have finally paid off. A little bit too much to ask for, don't you think?
